Attributed to SamuriFerret, the Hyrule Metaphor lays out all of the forum sections as various areas of the land of Hyrule.
Original Quote, From Off Topic Page[]
If ONM is Ocarina of Time, OT is Hyrule Market. It's the center of things, with the normal people. Continuing with this metaphor, we get:
- FG&Q is Goron City - Because everyone is fat and does not wash.
- GA&W is Gerudo Desert - Because no-one ever goes there.
- Pokémon is Gerudo Fortress - Because OMG SECRET CLUB.
- GNC is Kokiri Forest - Because everyone there is under ten years old.
- M/T/V/B is Zora's Domain - Kinda nice to look around but everyone's opinions are the same, much like the sameface Zora's.
- The Magazine is Lon-Lon Ranch - Because you'll go there once or twice and never again.